is it me just being unfortunate or what

Assalamualaikum,
gempak x tajuk ea tulisan omputih
tapi den xkan tulis dlm omputih sangat sbb bahasa n9 terukir dihati bro hahha
ok2 cut the crap
den nak cito sal relationship2
kengkadang tu berbulu gak raso ea sbb klau g mano2 jo kadang2 pandang kiri kanan nmpk la pasangan merpati 2 sejoli
den nak gak meraso kan, asyik berjalan mo jantan jo hahah
bukan den nak cakap member2 den teruk ko apo
they are the coolest human being i've known
tapi sometimes kite nak something different jugak ahahahah
urmm den xtau la apo masalah den ngan gadis2 ni
den nengok kawan2 den sonang jo lokek ea
tapi den hmmmm haram
ntah maybe i dont know how to treat a girl sbb den ni bukan jenis yg beria sangat
meaning nak bersyg2 24/7 mang x la ngan den kan
bak kata member den it will come naturally
nak tunggu dio come tu yg susah tu
xpo la mungkin Allah is saving the best for me
hahhahha
i think that is all for today

op op op oppa gangnam style